Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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