i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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