just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
