Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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