Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
honey bunches of taint.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
