Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
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His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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