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Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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