You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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