i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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