I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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