OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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