There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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