i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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