it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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