yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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