Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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