Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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