Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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