Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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