What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Barsexuality is the new black.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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