May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm at about main and main street
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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