I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I look better un-naked...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
