is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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