Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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