nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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