Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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