Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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