you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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