Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
