but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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