I bet he comes in French.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You ruined the universe
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