I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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