Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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