He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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