I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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