apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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