R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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