Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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