its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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