Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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