i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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