i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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