If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
