no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?