plz talk dirty to me
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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