You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol