were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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