I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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