Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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