Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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