The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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