And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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