doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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