i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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