I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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