It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
