and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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