May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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