hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
nutella sex= disaster
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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