in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
