He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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